Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.
Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"
Spider man but he's From the Hood instead of Queens, He is Like spider man but with some Drip.
His Powers include:
N-Word Pass
Wall Crawling
Super Jump
Using Guns
Super Strength
"Spider-Cuh, Spider-Cuh, Does Whatever a Spider can"
"Look out here comes Spider-Cuh"
When a Weapon Reload sound in a Video Game is Shared with most Weapons in the Game.
Marcus: "Damn the Reload sound in most guns in BO2 are the Same" this is an Example of Black Ops 2 Reload Sound Syndrome
After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"
Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
When before cumming in sex you do a Spin and Try to aim it at the Girl's (or Boy's) Ass or Face
James "Dude how was your Date?"
Jack "i Did the 360 No Scope on her"
Joe "Did you Miss?"
Jack "Yeah :("
Quandale Dingle is a Goody Ahh African American 20-25 Year Old Male that is Know for Commiting Mutiple Crimes such as:
-Battery on a Police officer
-Grand Theft
-Declaring war on Italy
-Public indecency
-Murder of his Grandfather (Pushed into Traffic after Changing the channel to Family Fued), Vladimit Putin (Overdose) , his Sister (IED Explosion)
-Spying on Joe Biden and Watch him take a Shit
-Put Boiling Water on A Police Officer's Head
Escaping Jail
Quandale Dingle on March 28 Escaped Prison, and Went on Hiding in his Friend's Juandale Pringle's Home.
He Lost some of his Penis' Foreskin on the Way to Pringle's Home.
Then Juandale Pringle Died Next Week.
He Presumably is Planning World Domination
News "Quandale Dingle on the Loose"
Everyone on March 28 "HELL NAH! QUANDALE IS BACK!"
Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey
Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"