Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

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