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a thong, a shit wick, ass floss
Cancun is filled with beaver trap.
7π 23π
what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.
I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.
5π 300π
the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.
On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?
the white smeg that sticks to vaginal hair
She was perfect, except for all those hair curds.
(see Mungo Jerry)
2π 9π
-performing cunnilingus regardless of your partners personal hygene.
-blind folded muff diving.
She wanted me to go down on her right after her track meet, so I had to pull a "mungo jerry".
To hell with the hair curds, I'm doing a mugo jerry.
13π 24π
Oh man, my nuss sack is killing me! What's wrong?
I just had a tagouchi.
1π 6π
Honey, did you just put a new inner tube in your bike tire or are you a little perchey?
2π 5π