Scandinavian Woodpile

The act of inserting no less than four penises in one orifice at the same time. Dildos do not count towards a Scandinavian Woodpile.

Thought your mom's last Onlyfans video was going to be lame, but then they gave her the Scandinavian Woodpile... I'll admit, even I'm impressed.

Budiskila

Budweiser, whiskey, and tequila, the most devastating combination of alcohol possible. Side effects include hangovers that cause permanent sensory damage, dehydration, bloody knuckles, broken jaws, sexually transmitted diseases, felony arrest, and waking up next to what you first think is a fat chick but turns out to be a storm drain.

-Dude, you look like shit, what happened?
-Budiskila this weekend. I headbutted the sidewalk and pissed on my xbox, and i dont know what happened next but there are crustaceans all over my nuts

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Budotion

The combination of butt, dick, and lotion. can refer to an airborne, liquid, or solid substance.

So I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and when I pulled out I got Budotion sprayed all over my cock and balls...