Budiskila

Budweiser, whiskey, and tequila, the most devastating combination of alcohol possible. Side effects include hangovers that cause permanent sensory damage, dehydration, bloody knuckles, broken jaws, sexually transmitted diseases, felony arrest, and waking up next to what you first think is a fat chick but turns out to be a storm drain.

-Dude, you look like shit, what happened?
-Budiskila this weekend. I headbutted the sidewalk and pissed on my xbox, and i dont know what happened next but there are crustaceans all over my nuts

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