Shaw

to stick your finger in between the armpit of another

person one: *gets shawed*
person two: omg you just got shawed
person one: damn it

Shaqeckstrobaphobia

The fear of Shaquille, or events related to Shaquille’s presence.

(Pronunciation: Shack-eck-strobe-uh-foe-bee-uh)

Friend: Hey man, this is Shaquille.

You: Ah! Get that away! I have shaqeckstrobaphobia!