the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

Bobbi Jean

A term given for the mandatory act of fucking your woman the morning after drunk fucking her the night before.

If he wants breakfast on Sunday, he'll give me a proper Bobbi Jean.

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