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Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.
Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!
Evan: Wow bro, congrats.
Switching vigorously between oral and anal sex to maintain the appropriate level of lubriosity.
She gave me Blanal to live room and board free! Cheers!
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