Smashlist

List of people you want to smash. Usually lengthy and divided into sections, such as 'work', 'friends', 'celebs'.

Checked out Kelly recently? She's really tidied up. I'm sticking her straight on the smashlist.

penal chord

Penal chord - a penis. A specimen of male genitalia

Smashed Kelly last time - jeez my penal chord is in a bit of a state.