Corsican

By far one of the all-time coolest races in the world. Their awesomness are hidden by the french who sends lazy-ass workers to make Corsicans look bad.

-Holy fuck i just saw a guy kill an entire army, he must have been Corsican.

-Barney Stinson kneels when he sees a Corsican, cause they are the only thing more awesome than him.

-It's easy to spot a Corsican apart from other french, they are the only ones doing something if you declare war on the french

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