Corsican

By far one of the all-time coolest races in the world. Their awesomness are hidden by the french who sends lazy-ass workers to make Corsicans look bad.

-Holy fuck i just saw a guy kill an entire army, he must have been Corsican.

-Barney Stinson kneels when he sees a Corsican, cause they are the only thing more awesome than him.

-It's easy to spot a Corsican apart from other french, they are the only ones doing something if you declare war on the french

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Corsican-Norwegian

Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.

- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.

- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.

- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.

-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.

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Corsican dialect

A corsican dialect refers to a blowjob. It can be split to two words. The word "dialect" is commonly used as a synonym to "conversation", in this given cause, meaning oral pleasuring of a penis. The word "corsican" refers to a southern island in the mediterranean sea that is considered a region of france. It's connection to a blowjob is yet unknown.

Hey, did you know where Jim and Mary went?
They are having a Corsican dialect in the bathroom.

corsican dialect

A corsican dialect is a commonly used discrete reference for a blowjob. An excelent way of avoiding the use of more offensive words in public.

Person 1 -"Hey, do you know where Jake and Kate went?"
Person 2 -"Uh, they're having a corsican dialect."
Person 1 -"Wow.. at a grill party?"
Person 2 -"Yeah, so don't spread it"