Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

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stripper swing

When business is so slow in a strip club that you have two strippers swing dancing on stage just to entertain themselves. Usually to the cherry poppin' daddies or big bad voodoo daddies.

Dude the club was so empty last night that I got to witness the stripper swing.

Really? Must've been a slow night

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