Azerbaijan

The some caucasian country where half are snowly mountains, and half are meadows with steppes, azerbaijanis speak in a mountain Turkic language with borrowings from other languages, especially Russian, having their own history what the brownish-black persian donkey lovers in every possible way appropriate to themselves the history of the Uzbeks, Turkmen and even Greeks, because their states was on the territory in iran

Karl: Bro, explain why Visal is obsessed with tea and drinks liters of it
Frank: As he told me, in Azerbaijan they drink tea instead of water
Karl: Uh brah