A scrunger is an abrasive washing sponge for dishers
"Oh need to clean this dish, can you pass the scrunger please".
Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.
A sexuality gender for extreme nerds.
Wow I was programming in 'C' for four hours and I wne full non deterministic polynomial