pyub

(Scottish) Singular variation of the word pubes to give it a more demeaning effect when using it in an insult and creating more comedy value for those around you when you say it.

Variations of spelling: Peyub, peeyub, piyub.
Pronounced: Pee-yub

"Shut your mouth ya wee pyub!"
"See you, you wee pyub, your gettin' chibbed!"
"Shut it, ya pyub!"

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Shmasual

An amalgamation of the two words "smart" and "casual" used to describe casual dress ware.

I need some shmasual shoes to go with these jeans.

The dress code is smart / casual... do these look shmasual to you?

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Shoogely

(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.

"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"

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swagger

A way of walking, normally showing authority. To swagger is to walk with presence. There are several different kinds of swagger...

The Tesco Bag Swagger - to walk with clenched fists at waist height while swaying as though carrying heavy grocery bags in each hand.

The Terminator - To walk as though rigid, with no swaying whatsoever and as though an android on a mission.

DinGaf - ¨Do not give a f***¨ swagger - To walk without a care in the world, people get in your way... not a problem!

There are many more...

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Moagerd

(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)

Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk

knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.

(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."

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wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

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