The act of falling asleep after masturbating.
"Why won't Jimmy answer his phone? He must have faplined."
I very nice and more higher income neighborhood in minnesota.
Adam: Where do you live?
Sam: I live in Plymouth minnesota.
Adam: DAYUMM, you must be rich as hell.
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A combination of "ratchet" and "retarded". When a girl is so appalling that she acts a fool.
EX: "God, Jane is so fucking ratchtarded - she thinks she's a hipster because she wears cut off shirts."