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When an Apple Macbook user is so numbingly bored they type all the words at the top of their screen.
"Holy crap! Jack was so bored he typed AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp! I feel sorry for him."
"Look. Patricia typed AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp. That means she's so unimaginably incredibly bored. Kill her. Put her out of her misery."
"Ben had to type AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp because he was so bored. Imagine that. It's a fate worse than death..."
When you're so incredibly bored you start mashing your keyboard, producing a random string of letters.
"James was so bored in his class he typed ghsszlsznnhsdzzkhmswnmxdsoawdh!"
"Wow. Suzie was so brain-meltingly bored she just had to type ghsszlsznnhsdzzkhmswnmxdsoawdh. What a terrible thing!"
An Alien that is able to transform into any object at will.
"Hey John! Come look at this Polymorph, it's turned itself into a condom!"