Smollet-Wallace

The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.

Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.

I smell a real live case of the Smollace.

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