Sully

Sully’s are some of the most thoughtful people on the planet. They are very protective over their friends and family, and you don’t want to get them mad. Organized as heck, and they eat a whole lot of food. I’ve never met a sully that can’t down a hot dog in 45 seconds flat. Sully’s are also faster than speed itself, and can creep up behind people with terrifying agility. They’re always very closed and personal, but if you do a bit of digging, you’ll find a kind, thoughtful, and very intelligent person. Sully’s have an elite sense of humor that only the funniest people can appreciate, and they posses the ability to annoy the heck out of anyone they choose. They are also the most polite people you’ll ever meet, and they’ll open the door for you, especially if you’re a girl. If you're friends with a Sully, you’re a very very lucky person.

Girl 1: Who’s that new kid? He’s so quiet!
Girl 2: Are you kidding?! That’s my best friend, sully, and he’s definitely NOT quiet.