dilm

A word made up by my friends and me as an alternative for the word dick. We then started calling each other "dilms" as a way of saying "You jerk." But it shouldn't be used in a harsh tone unless talking about someone who is mutually disliked in the group.

Mr. Friedline is such a dilm for assigning us homework on the last week of school.

or

Dude, you just hacked! Suck on my dilm!

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salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

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