breakup hot

When you break up with your boyfriend and are so depressed you don’t eat for weeks, then lose weight. Suddenly you realize you’re looking better, which motivates you to start taking care of yourself. New clothes, new haircut, new body...and much hotter than when that loser broke I with you! His loss.

“I heard ugly Angie broke up with Nate last month. You should see her now, man...she’s breakup hot!”