tegan

An Irish-Gaelic girl's name meaning "young doe". Possibly made popular in the 1980's by a female character, Tegan Jovanka, from the British Sci-fi series "Doctor Who", resulting in several women from their teens to 20's with that name (as of 2007).

Dad in checkout lane 1: "Did you just call your kid Tegan?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "yah, why?"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Doctor Who?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "You know it!"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "I grok, man".
(followed by both dads giving Vulcan or Orkan hand sign)

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Booblock

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.

1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.

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Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.

Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)

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biobreak

A polite corporate term for using the restroom -or other biological necessities, usually during interminably long unnecessary meetings.

Bob -(Whispering to Dave) "Damn, that motormouth Sherri has a serious Dilbert brain to bladder ratio. I gotta piss like a racehorse and she's only on her 3rd Powerpoint slide".
Dave -(sensing increasing hostility from the group) "Ok folks, let's wrap it up and halt for a biobreak. There's still leftover pizza in the break room."

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I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.

Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.

Duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!

The vocally articulated opening theme to the 1960's TV version of Batman. With the correct number of Nuhnuhs.

Jeff bounded into the room with a towel pinned around his neck, exclaiming "Yo bitches, duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!"

fundie hole

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.

marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...

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