Becky Cox

Becky means 'good at giving head', Cox means 'cocks'.
So Becky Cox means 'good at giving head to cocks'. Bit of a tautology really.

Dave: "She was a real Becky Cox"

Pete: "Eurgh, too many words. Why didn't you just say she was a Becky?"

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Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."