Wuju

Wuju is an ancient fighting technique that was practiced in Okinawa, a city in Japan. The best Protection against this fighting style is written in the old Japanese scrolls under the city of Sapporo. Wich really shows how popular the Fighting style was. The scrolls say that the best defense against this style is: "Simply being aware of the fighting style".

Person1: "You going out tonight?"
Person2: "Nah, I was attacked with Wuju style yesterday"
Person1: "Hope you get better"
Person3: "The fuck is Wuju?"
Person2: "Wuju lick my balls?"

Willma

Willma is a serious sickness that infects the parietal lobe in your brain. Its an alternation of Kizma,Ligma and Sugma.
The best defense against this sickness is awareness. Like all viruses in the Bofa family, Willma is transmissible through both verbal and virtual communication.

Person1: "where are you?"
Person2: "home, I caught Willma."
Person1: "what's Willma?"
Person2: "Willma nuts fit in your mouth."