Chored

Verb; similar to yoink.
Originating in British schools, this is the acting of taking another's possession without owner's consent; albeit on a smaller scale. For example, you could chore someone's detention slip (usual reply: "Why should I care? You've just chored my ticket to Hell. Thanks."), whilst you couldn't chore something larger, eg. a quarry.

The chorification of this possession is almost always accompanied with a loud, high pitched squeal of "CHORED!"

Lawyer: This, you honour, is the knife found at the scene of the crime.
Jury member: *swipes bag* CHORED!!! *runs off*
Judge: Court adjourned on account of ... THAT nob over there.

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Chorification

Noun; the act of choring: see chored.
Let's face it - this sounds a lot funnier in class than just plain chored.

Me: You have commited the most haneous crime of chorification upon my examination results.
Mr Kingston: LOOK SON, I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE! YOU DID BAD, S-S-S-O LIVE WITH IT!

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