windows 11

The most awful thing in existence.

A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER

Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A: Bro we gonna do the pacer test?
B: Yeah sure i do
A: puts the CD in
The CD: The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly