Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

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salty finger

When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.

Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.

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