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When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!
yardsale faceplant
An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.
That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!
wassergock wassergunt
19π 6π
An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.
His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!
10π 1π
Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.
21π 2π
Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.
26π 8π
A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
10π 3π
Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.
Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday