SJO

Social Justice Orbiter (SJO) is a male who takes up social justice causes to impress potential SJW mates. Usually a beta male with no sexually marketable qualities.

Example 1

SJO: I'll bet there are a lot females in gender studies classes. Maybe I can get a date?

Example 2
Conservative Bi Guy: See's hot gay guy a Pride Parade.

Next day

Conservative Bi Guy: At the Pride Parade.

Example 3
Jerry: Dude Michael is a total white-knight around females.

Kevin: Naa you see him complaining about the patriarchy? He's a SJO bro.

Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

Chemcel

A chemically celibate person - Someone with a diminished sex drive due to the use of pharmaceutical or recreational drugs. Someone who for all intents and purposes has been chemically castrated.

Example 1 "Im on so many antidepressants that I don't even want to have sex anymore. Im a chemcel."

Example 2 "Fuck dating im going chemcel."