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Indoorsy Man

A male who thrives in the great indoors. These men are proficient at movie watching, snacking, and sitting. Their primary weakness is the sun and hate anything to do with camping.

At first, Tammy was apprehensive when she saw that her Tinder date was an indoorsy man. But once they settled into his reclining sofa with a bowl of nachos to binge watch The Office she realized it’s what she always wanted.

by GraveyardGuy August 20, 2019


Plus None

What you have to respond to a wedding invitation with when you are far too sexy to find a date in time.

The Tinder crop this year wasn’t very plentiful so he had to respond plus none to the wedding - guess he’ll have to dance with his grandma all night.

by GraveyardGuy July 3, 2019


Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 2, 2019


Valley of the Uggo

The dank, dark realm you enter after swiping right to the last hottie on Tinder until you find another hottie. During this time you are only subjected to the Uggo beasts who dwell there.

She was having lots of luck finding that perfect match on Tinder until she toddled off into the Valley of the Uggo.

by GraveyardGuy May 16, 2019