ghoti

ghoti is what you write down to confuse someone. Pronounced 'fish', it utilises the 'gh' from 'cough', the 'o' from 'women' and the 'ti' from 'action' to become a confusing little bugger. If you are writing to a posh person, be sure to start a conversation about fish, and say 'ghoti' several times. It means fish, too.

Dear Fishmongers,
The ghoti you sell is weird and unhygenic! That ghoti made me sick twice. I hate your ghoti!

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celebaphobia

Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.

Man, that guy acts like he's got celebaphobia!

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antefection

The opposite of perfection, ie every single thing you can think of. Consider infinite and finite.
Forms:
Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly

"You're not God, you're just an antefect little dog!"

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