wankstain

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

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dictator

What you become on the Dictator level of Red Faction.

Oooh, i picked up the hat... I'm the dictator! Oh crap, I killed myself with the anti personnel

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fuckboi picnic

The gathering of a group of frat boys early in the day to play beer pong in the front yard

Chad: “yo brad, whatchu up to right now?”
Brad: “idk thinkin bout hittin’ up that fuckboi picnic”

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sucks to be you

An jibe that unoriginal people with no personal vocabularly like to tell people. Stupid.

Hey, <insert name>! Sucks to be you!`

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pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

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Gravy

Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.

1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.

yella

How they say 'yellow' in the southern states of America.

Red orange yella, green and blue, indigo an' violet too.

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