Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.

Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

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LGBTP

This phrase is more commonly said as "LGB", "LGBT", "LGBTQ", or "LGBTQ+". In more complicated alterations, people refer to the community as LGBTQIAP. LGBTP stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Pansexual. The "P" in no way stands for pedo or pedophile.

***Note: Pedophiles are NOT a part of the community

Dean: Hey, you looked pretty cute and I was just wondering if you were LGBTP?
Cas: I am. Wanna go on a date sometime and get some pie?
Dean: I'm down.

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