turtle doves

Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.

Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?

Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!

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moab legs

Ugly, hairy, bony, repulsive looking legs and feet, oftentimes scarred and covered with festering wounds and scabs and bandages from various accidents. These accidents occur as a result of over-zealous participants of mountain biking, cycling, rock climbing, kayking, river rafting, hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation popular everywhere, but especially in the mountain west and southwest, hence the name. Other names include Sedona legs and Kokopelli trail legs. People with Moab legs often use their scars and wounds as bragging rights with a story to go with each one of them. Made even worse by wearing flip flops or Teva sandals. Moab legs are most often seen in men who absolutely insist on wearing shorts from at least April to the following October, without regard to how disgusting their legs appear to other people. They are also seen in women which is really, really replulsive.

Fran: Ewwww! Did you seen Mack's Moab legs? How disgusting! Just look at all the scabs, scars and wounds. Why does he have to wear shorts? Doesn't he realize that some people have no desire to see his ugly, hairy legs?

Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab legs too. If you think Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.

Fran: I would rather not.

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horse piss shower

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.

Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.

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