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Symente is sth that doesn't exist and exist at the same time, it's a very disturbing person that annoys the shit out of you. You try to have a normal conversation and he tells you how he climbed the Mount everest with his swimwear and then jumped off and survived.
Symente fucked his mother in order to be born
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Mike: Good morning Symente.
Symente: Yo mike, did I tell you how I ran 69 miles yesterday without even taking a break to drink water ?
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George: You hear that ?
Mike: What ? No ?
"Symente footsteps"
Mike: Ah Fuck symente is coming hide your mothers.
Poutsa is the thing Males use to fuck women, but it can be used with a variety of ways.
Mike: Hello Peter, check the my shoes that I bought yesterday.
Peter: Bro Mike, in my Poutsa (I don't give a fuck)
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My Poutsa is gigantic
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Look how that guy acts, jeez, he must be having a small Poutsa
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A stranger: hello kid do you want a candy ?
Kid: Eat my Poutsa malaka *and then runs away*
It's like saying eat my dick
*Guys playing football*
*A guy scores*
That guy: woooohooo eat my poutsa bitches !
A really hot league of legends Champion with humongous tits and a fit ass.
Ahri is a fox but can transform like transformers into a walking shit but with 9 tails and human flesh.
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*Melted league of legends players in a forest*
Guy1: Yo guys look an Ahri
Guy2: Aaa haha because it's a fox right ?
Guy3: let's bang that shit and see if it transform into a human.
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An op item used in league of legends with a metaphorical meaning. Kraken is a large octapus that is very hard to be killed, that's why Kraken slayer is a great choice to fuck up the tanks in the game.
"Damn those guys got 4 tanks, I should probably build a kraken slayer to kraken up their asses"