tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

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