Fauxmily

People who you grew up or with or know that you called aunt or uncle or cousin or some other family relation name when they're are not a blood or lawfully related person.

Well I mean, she's not my "real" cousin, we're not related in any way by blood or marriage. You know, she's fauxmily, so it's not weird that we made out.

Northwest Espresso

Drinking a cup of coffee and smoking marijuana.

"I love starting off a road trip with a Northwest Espresso, it just makes the day feel so much dreamier."

Fauxda

A non-alcoholic carbonated beverage that is not actually soda.

Hey, do you want one of these soda pops?

Naw, I'll have a can of that super cheap brand of "natural soda" .

OoooKaaay...Oh, you mean this weird looking can? That ain't pop, that's fauxda!