Green Drank

Term used to describe "Evil Eye Sour Green Apple" drink. Sold in 40's for the classiest look and may be disguised in a brown paper bag. Helps cheap folks stay classy, gives wonderful gut rot, and aids in the making of good decisions.

Being much too cheap to buy beer, yet still yearning to be sloppy drunk, Jake purchased Green Drank.

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