schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

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cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

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Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

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boones

(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.

(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.

(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.

(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.

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Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

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Muffy

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.

Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.

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schaivoed

The past tense of shaivo.

Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.

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