Fourfer

A four day weekend or mini-vacation from work.

Man I can wait for my fourfer coming up.

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Poohbearin'

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh

Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.

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Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

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