Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

Grotto Slap

to slap someone after waving both of your arms in a 'flowy' motion as you would in a retro club. One arm movement must flow into the other and thn the slap should take place.

"john was winding me up so after school i grotto slapped him up on the field then ran of, im ghetto.

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