Chode

1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew

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Gray Wings

After performing oral sex on a dead person, a person earns his/her (figurative) gray wings.

Person 1 - Dude! I got my gray wings!!
Person 2 - That's nasty as hell.

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Vart

A vaginal fart. AKA Queef.

-Omg I just varted.

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Queef

A pussy fart. This happens when a penis (or something else?) creates a vacuum inside of a woman's vagina.

-My girlfriend queefed after we were done fucking.

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Creeper Weed

An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.

Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!

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Dank

1 - (Adj/noun) extremely potent Marijuana.
2 - (Adj) cool, awesome, amazing

-Hey man check out this dank I just got.
-Holy shit! This IS dank!

-Omg! That movie was so DANK!

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asl

Age, sex, location. Often used online in chat rooms.

Person 1 - ASL?
Person 2 - 18/F/Cali
Person 1 - Very nice

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