Utah

So, I live in Utah, and it's not my favorite, but a few things about it:
1. We've got about 3 million people here
2. There's lots of Mormons (about 65% of the state is, nobody is polygamist, and yeah, I'm raised Mormon but prefer to be agnostic
3. Everyone is so damn nice here for some reason
4. We are THE green jello capital of the world
5. We're also THE fry sauce capital of the world (and if you ain't had it, then you've had a shitty life)
6. Everyone is obsessed with basketball, probably because it is the only pro team we have
7. There's lots of random stuff to do
8. We do have really great snow
9. The weather is bipolar (it could be snowing at 50F and raining at -20F)
10. We got Sundance (the best damn film festival in the United States)
11. Most people have 3+ kids here. Not everyone though
12. We don't get offended so easy (in other words, our universities aren't circle jerks like every other University in the US)
13. Most of us are conservative, but it's really moderate

14. Even though I hate the state, it's not too bad for some weird reason

"Let's go to Utah, bro"
"Sure it's just in time for Sundance. We should get tickets"
"Sounds lit"

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