Smart Girl Appreciation day

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!

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Stickittodamaniosis

It’s a rare blood disease. You’re lucky you’ve never heard of it. Cuz it’s hell.

Dewey: They’re terminal. Every last one of em.
Stage manager: what do they have?

Dewey: It’s a rare blood disease. Stickittodamaniosis