Maizie

The baddest bitch alive who can make a wing shaper than a baby's toenail. Probably taste like corn. refrain from making eye contact unless you want a bombass rant about women's rights and slutshaming. Highkey will beat your ass at any given time. She is a sex-ed legend and knows STDs better than members of her family. She's cute as fuck. She has perfectly groomed bushman eyebrows. She pepes the glow. And she's topshit. If you get your hands on a maizie don't let her go.

Goddamn, look at that maizie.

I just want to look like a maizie

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