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Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.
âYo, did you see that guy, heâs so bigâ. âYeah bro, thatâs Big Bailâ!
Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey
âLogan tweedie-situe ate my baby againâ
âAgain!! That little rascalâ.
Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffyâs part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffyâs mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims âthe breeze down under keeps him alertâ. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissyâs stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldnât handle it no more âtime for din dinsâ as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. âAll in a nights workâ
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
Austin Foxall, a hairy lady wanna be always eating out Moli and Nicole Foxall (his sister and mum) at 2 ellendale road. He farms potatoes and occasionally shoves one up his own asshole for self pleasure, as Moli sadly doesnât have a penis (or does she). If he is ever horny around other men he is known to pull down their pants and suck their little cock, he also whips out his own penis, but If a woman is around his 2 inch gives her a pinch.
Austin Foxall is inbread
Tomneo aka GreekWogkid, is a behemoth with coats upon coats of thick wog hair, his life has been committed to ultimate rizz, but on the 15th of Dec, his rizz hit wog bottom, but his alcoholic beverages and temptations overcame his wog brain and wog body, he began oppressing his wog manners and verbally abused a multi-cellular organism known as a female. On Wogmas eve, Tomneo gave in to his wog temptations and using his wog messages he sent simp like messages to a female organism.
"Damn, Tomneo really has hit wog bottom!""Yeah bro, he's so wiggity-wack yo"