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tiny town full of white trash and swingers
me: “hey, are you from ellendale?”
friend: “yes....?”
me: “your mom probably banged my dad then”
A small town in southeastern North Dakota near the South Dakota border. Home to the Trinity Bible College and literally one of the worst college football teams ever (there is a book about it). Also has an annual AppleFest, although apples are never actually involved.
I used to live in Ellendale; I took part in the AppleFest parade.
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When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.
That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.