Boner Inducing

Something that is just so hot it gives you a boner despite your greatest efforts to prevent it.

Mike: I just saw a picture of Mudkip's dad naked!

Jim: Wow, that is so boner inducing. Now I don't need to take a Viagra! :D

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Ras Trent

Random song from the album "Incredibad" by The Lonely Island. I really don't know how to Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-ding dong-dang ding-dong duck! describe this song.

Guy #1: Bald-heads suck, right, Guy #2?

Guy #2: Yeah, Guy #1.

Guy #3: Ras Trent, K?

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dong dip

When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.

"Dude, Mike is such a jackass." "I know. Want to do a dong dip in his beer?"

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Interwebs Lawyer

Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.

Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!

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Boiyuhelid gyoouhse

This is the CORRECT way to pronounce "boiled goose" when used for the final time in the epic song "Boombox" by The Lonely Island. If you don't pronounce it like this the boss will chop your balls off.

Guy #1: The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse... Everyday for lunch they eat boiyuhelid gyoouhse.

Boss: Helllllll yeah.

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