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Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.
After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.
That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"
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To finish the job you started.
When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.
When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.
"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"
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When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
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