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When you incorrectly address the gender of of a human being .
"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."
"That was a chick dumb ass!"
When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.
"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"
When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "
"What are you afraid of love?"
"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:
"Why would they do that love?"
"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
A politician who tries to win votes by promising everything is free because he will be taking from the working class to give to the non-working.
Example 1. "Dude now that we have BernieHood for president I hope I can just sit around and eat my Doritos and watch SpongeBob."
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "
Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter